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phovaries · 1 month ago
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something about watching any movie made before 2008 just eats automatically …. the movies felt like Movies ………
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thatonehomosexual79 · 1 month ago
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I played Jim’s computer then ^_^ all in one day back to back! Then immediately played Gasa4I don’t know why I did that I am very sad now with 3 new roblox games to yapp about!
Both very good games though Jim’s computer was very anxiety inducing especially cus I knew nothing about it but it was a good game! I’ll never look at computers the same again! The stress of the random noises and the looking through closets was crazy and the ending was- TRAUMATIZING! But good game nonetheless
^_^ was…amazing I actually loved it yes it was confusing to get around cus I’m a little dumb but it was great the storyline is really sad and the fact this whole thing is on roblox was bizarre it was scary, sad a bit stressful and a very good story line, the obby made me wanna…die but it was super good I’m still learning more about the game!! The flashes from bright colors to dark colors to all the heavy topics was crazy- I loved it I’ll never look at the ‘^_^’ face again
Also I played get a snack at 4am to cope for the first time it was very silly I love Cashier
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skyblueartt · 10 months ago
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Idea for a thing to draw imma put here so I don’t forget
Michael’s gang of bullies: ahahahahh yooo Mike who’s your dad’s boyfriend? *mockingly*
Michael: um his name is HENRY and he’s actually really fuckin cool
*shot cuts to Henry and William fuckin gazing into each others eyes*
Michael: ….and also probably my dad’s boyfriend
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cobrasx · 14 days ago
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"oh!! this is from the feud... why didn't you say so?" "what feud?" "how do you not know about this? were you living in another planet? ↳ "and the winner is..." ep. 36
. . . ↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺ . . .
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zenithabovemarshland · 1 year ago
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Transit Observations
- Transiting Mars in aspect to my natal Ascendant and natal Mars
- Mercury, ruler of my my natal (6H) Mars, in retrograde cycle
- This year's Time Lord in aspect to transiting Mars
I've been accidentally burning myself constantly for a few weeks. Yesterday I burned myself 3 times, today I burned myself again. Last week I burned myself to the point of blistering. My fingers are all red.
- In late summer 2023, Mercury retrograde over my natal Mars in Virgo
I was scattered, frustrated, and couldn't focus my energy at all. I think I started and dropped like 400 work projects in this time.
- Venus retrograde cycle in Leo the last two cycles, both aspecting my natal (8H) Venus (in Scorpio)
Both of these cycles, a family member passed away in the shadow period of the retrograde cycle. If I remember right, both were during the first shadow period.
- Transiting Uranus in aspect to my natal (8H) Venus
Yesterday a family member went into hospital with a life-threatening illness. Starting to view my 8H Venus like a grim reaper.
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twistedappletree · 2 years ago
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I’m sorry but sect leader Lan Jingyi making exaggerated faces and imitations of Jiang Cheng every time he’s not looking during a sect meeting is so fucking funny to me, like he’d literally be the most unhinged unprofessional sect leader ever and I’m 100% here for it
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ccruelgods · 2 years ago
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thinking abt doing a cj drawing using the original lyrics from spring and a storm. the "mr moon, tell us about the sky" part. i feel like it would be a title or prompt to a very angsty fic too. who wants a writing where heart is trying to remember what the sky looked like but cant because of blindness and emotional stuff making it hard to properly envision it even mentally
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kohaioi · 2 years ago
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UGH hi
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thechillseekr · 2 months ago
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I've been unironically using "...and I can't even get a text back" far too much lately. Like I could understand if I "lost" someone once they got to know me (not a low self esteem thing;that's just how life works sometimes) but, like, goddammit I haven't attracted anyone for almost a full DECADE. Like shit at least I don't need to be told how ugly I (guess?) I am. Whatever more 'me" time I guess.
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voidedmuffin · 9 months ago
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Nothing like suddenly getting a wild hair to finally pick back up a fanfic wip you haven't touched in literally four fucking years lmao
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vriskadyke · 3 months ago
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@jubjubbird ty for giving me an opportunity to get down to why i don't like this AU, lmao. warning for everyone else reading this: i am probably going to come off as extremely petty in some places here, so huge csau fans you should probably scroll. i'm warning you. this is not nice to csau, and if that's going to be a problem for you, just scroll. i put my criticisms very helpfully under the cut, even!!!!
for those who don't know, crow strider AU is an AU where on the three year journey, john suggests that davesprite try using dave's quest bed to give himself a "real body". it works, and davesprite starts going by crow (hence the name). that's the basic premise, which i don't have a problem with. what i do have a problem with is the way that the story treats:
its transgender characters
vriska serket
homestuck as a whole (& why i think it makes this AU a red flag for me in other hs fans)
the trans characters
in CSAU, many more people survive game over- roxy & john, of course, but then also jade, crow, nanna, erisol, fefeta, & ARquius, as a result of the timeline diversion. anyone who enters the retcon timeline must have their counterparts die. the story 'gets around' this, by having the versions of these characters in the retcon timeline be different in some key ways. eridan, sollux, feferi, equius & nepeta all get revived in john's retconning of the timeline, hal merges with gcat in the prototyping, post retcon roxy dies as in canon and nannasprite dies as well in the LOWAS explosion. davesprite never ascends (& this becomes enough to distinguish them from crow, especially when davesprite becomes davepeta). but jade & john discover that their post-retcon counterparts have transitioned into josh* & june.
*side note, i hate this name for transmasc jade. i mean, i'm not a fan of transmasc jade in general- she's canonically transfem via the epilogues- but this is the worst option. name him bec! name him erwin! name him anything but josh i'm begging. this is incredibly petty i know.
i find this entirely disconcerting for a number of reasons. first, june is canonically (going to be/already is) a transgender woman, and so is jade. i don't mind works that don't engage with this at all- june canonically has not transitioned by the time she gets to her forties, so it makes sense to write a story set before that time that has a seemingly cis john. there's also lots of old art, fic, and fan content from before june became popular or well known. i don't begrudge that. but this story knows of june, and touches on the subject on her, which makes the determined insistence that one john MUST be a cis boy feel sour and awkward.
second, this could not more transparently be an attempt to put june in the story and have 'john & june coexist' in the story. if june has transitioned in the retcon timeline, then this is the same character. there is no point of divergence prior to the actual retcon itself- in fact, june describes feeling uncomfortable with the idea of being a man in circumstances that stretch back to before the game even started. but when she describes this to john, john just shrugs and says that he never felt the same way about those things at all. one of the roxys even says "you were always different". but this makes absolutely no logical sense with how the retcon functions. either the author does not understand how the retcon timeline works. at all. or they just decided to write a story in which john goes into an alt timeline instead but then whyyyyy use retcon powers and the entire CONCEPT of a retcon timeline at all. use something else!!!!!!
the problem is that there's no way to write this concept out- june transitions in retcon timeline and game over timeline!john is still a cis boy- without it coming off as tone deaf and transphobic. i also find that it smooths over any possible conflict at all between june & john in favor of having them get along. are we saying john egbert, raised in the aughts, noted repressor of feelings, is going to be 100% down with "here's this version of you who's a transgender woman"? are we saying that june egbert has no negative feelings at all about seeing a version of herself that hasn't transitioned, that is happy being a boy? that doesn't feel true to their characters at all, and it doesn't feel true to trans people. if i saw a cis girl version of myself i would flip the fuck out!!! if it were just the two of them, that would be one thing. but this carries through with jade & josh. they have this same problem.
the story does not care about june or josh's interactions with other characters. their discussions of how they feel about transitioning, and their struggles with gender, are somewhat sweet (if very bland, and not really true to how june has been characterized at all in canon, but then again any june who transitions this young is going to feel wildly different from canon june. i won't comment on josh bc josh is not canon and never will be, so i give him leeway). but they do not interact with other characters in ways that have any conflict at all. (okay, most characters in CSAU don't have conflict at all). the two of them exist to say hey, the author supports june/trans people as a concept (but not enough to commit). they're there, they're bland, and the story feels like it wants me to clap that they're there at all.
and thirdly... there's a marked aspect of gender horror inherent to this concept. first, june's physical transition is non-consensual- it's wish-fulfillment, yes, but she wakes up in the body of a cis woman with shock. it's not a choice she makes, and falls into a really tired stereotype that all trans people want to be in the body of cis people. no we don't, actually. second, the timeline is dependent on all of these characters being 'different people'- but in practice, this often seems to be entirely dependent on name changes. when retcon!timeline roxy gets revived after dying, there's discussion of whether she'll change her name to something else, and someone says "maybe john's roxy should change her name instead", which to me reinforces the idea that yeah, name change is pretty significant here. and, uh, this kind of presents an idea where... john egbert can't transition, and june egbert can't detransition (same with jade & josh) because then they'd be 'the same person'. and one of them would die. of course i don't think this was something that the writer considered, but it is a huge amount of fridge horror going on there. and a substantial gender horror to me.
vriska serket
the person who wrote this AU does not like vriska serket, and to me, that's a crime.
okay, that's a joke. but you can probably tell from my username that i'm a pretty big vriska fan, and that i enjoy vriska serket a LOT. and the person who wrote this AU does not like vriska no matter what they tell themself, and is INSISTENT that she needs to be punished in a way that no other character is punished in the narrative of the AU they're writing.
the author believes gamzee was mind controlled (this isn't true, by the way, and does a marked disservice to gamzee's character. he did all that shit!!!!! he wasn't mind controlled!!!!) and that ERIDAN (the misogynistic incel who attempted to genocide the trolls) is in a place where he's even capable of getting better. but vriska deserves to suffer for wanting to be a hero. vriska deserves to be irrelevant, vriska deserves to feel empty for the rest of her life for trying to be a hero. and also "as a fuck you to vriska, tavros is now higher on the hemospectrum than her" <--- real author quote. like. what the fuck?
i don't even know how to unpack that one, but the author definitely doesn't understand vriska & tavros's relationship at all. if tavros hated her it would be easier for both of them. if either of them hated the other it would be so much easier. but they DON'T. and yet that's exactly what's going on in CSAU.
it's just. vriska is treated in a way no one else in the narrative is. vriska & terezi's canonical longing for one another is downplayed and dismissed. (the arguable axis!) vriska is punished by the narrative for trying to be a hero- for being abrasive. for being rude. for being unapologetically herself.
don't take my word for it. take the author's.
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vriska's desire for the spotlight- to be a hero- is a coping mechanism! it always has been! she fucks up and her first reaction to it is to try and do something good of equal weight as if it'll undo it, because she is a traumatized child who wants to be loved and gets in her own way. CSAU does not extend her even half of the same grace it gives its other characters. everyone else gets to be a hero, and vriska gets to be humbled. hard to read it as anything except resentment.
homestuck as a whole
this is more of a general hub of a lot of other complaints i have, but i promise we're drawing to a conclusion here. a general list of other points:
almost everyone has the same speaking patterns. june talks like jade talks like jake talks like roxy talks like davepeta talks like vriska talks like rose talks like- (you see what i mean). one of homestuck's greatest strengths is the sheer difference in the voices, and none of them sound like their actual canonical selves when they're talking about serious subjects or in emotional moments.*
nanna gets de-aged. god forbid an old woman is here, i guess????
dad crocker's being alive is, in this AU, what led jane to becoming a fascist in epilogues timeline, and i think that is a really weird underplaying of jane's canonical upbringing and the way she was already predisposed to become a fascist by the end of homestuck
gamzee is NOT mind controlled in homestuck i know this is just my personal beef but it really is such an undermining of homestuck's themes of misogyny to pull that shit with him. especially because he is, again, a canonical domestic abuser.
it feels like all of homestuck's commentary on misogyny is completely gone in general, actually.
"i don't think they can love someone like that" about davepeta is really such a cop out, because first of all "aro" isn't a dirty word, and second, making davepeta (homestuck's first canonically transgender character) be aromantic in specific when you've made it clear that both of their components are NOT aromantic, has some truly strange implications
side note about davepeta: canonically davepeta has no issues with bro. this is true and you can check the logs. but in crow strider au they do? this is explicitly contradicted by canon? never addressed? also everyone in that rooftop scene talks the same i know i mentioned this before but UGH.
the idea that davesprite needs an AU where [theyre] not miserable, and they are loved by jade only works if you don't consider davepeta to be a satisfying ending to their arc. because davesprite GETS that AU. davepeta IS happy and loved at the end of homestuck1. why wouldn't that count?
making hal perma-13 and a woobie baby. i hate this. i haaaate it.
eridan did not go grimdark when he committed genocide in the same way rose & jade did and the way the author describes, we get no evidence of outside involvement in canon and it is used as a method of absolvement of, yk, him committing genocide. people have said hussie confirmed eridan went grimdark but i've yet to see proof of this, and it also is not suggested in the text at all that that happened.
horrible pacing
and you know, looking at these complaints i think this is really distilling to what i hate most about CSAU, which is that it doesn't want to engage with anything difficult. it wants to give you a perfect, fluffy happy ending. it will do this by robbing all the characters of what makes them interesting, ripping up the arcs of multiple characters in order to give them much less interesting versions (see: karkat killing the condesce vs roxy).
adding depth to your characters doesn't mean just "have them talk to each other about their problems". and approaching a story with "how can i save everyone" is an approach that feels like it cares more about its end goal than it does actually making something interesting. if your priority is 'giving someone a happy ending' at the expense of a good story, then you are, in my experience, the worst type of fan, who cares more about making the characters play like dolls than you do the actual story that hussie wrote. it's no wonder she wrote psycholonials when this is the kind of stuff that her fandom was doing (while also constantly harrassing trans women, but. you know. sarah z i hate you. i'm getting off topic)
it's the type of story that is the purest form of 'candy' as is outlined in the epilogues. teeth-rot fluff, with no conflict, just happy ending. except candy was a deconstruction of that, with a focus on the failures of the nuclear family and of heterosexuality. crow strider doesn't know any of that.
even this, i think, would be excusable, if its fans weren't the absolute worstttt about it. "after cascade, don't read act 6, read the crow strider AU!" "crow strider AU is better than postcanon!" "crow strider au is why they should give homestuck over to the FANS to write!!!" meanwhile crow strider is so much worse than any official homestuck work except for maybe like, the skaianet files. even then at least the skaianet files have conflict in them even if they do suck deeply and horribly.
and all that just means that if i meet someone who likes crow strider AU, i am predisposed to think they are the kind of homestuck fan i will not want to interact with. either they think that it's OOC but they enjoy some beats of it (which.. personally i can't understand for this AU, but i get the same feelings from other fanworks in homestuck or other fandoms), or they DO think it's IC, in which case i don't want to hear their opinions bc Those Characters Are Not The Ones From Homestuck and it bodes badly if someone thinks they are.
conclusion. i do not like this AU
*here are some examples of the bad dialogue/writing/lack of character voice in this comic:
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and i leave you with more of their characterization of davepeta being actively contradicted by homestuck:
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okay. i'm finally done. off my chest. thank you for bearing with me
biggest homestuck fan red flag is liking that crow strider AU
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idkwhyiamhereagainn · 1 year ago
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Whole December I was the most uninteresting, unlovable, obsessed with idea of love... worm who prefered to curled inside her sleeping bag doesn't matter how many time she fell down. It's so comfy and sad, cause I literally rot in my bed and gave my exams and nothing else for me.
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I keep firing rent lowering gunshots but it just makes you faggots hornier and giving me a wider audience :((( blah blah blahhhh knotfucking, I peed today, I love reminding the tboy im fucking how much older I am by calling him kiddo whateverrrr 🙄🙄🙄
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roonieroonster · 11 months ago
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luckykiwiii101 · 5 months ago
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“SPOTTED: ANONYMOUS F*CKERS LOSING SOMETHING NOBODY KNEW THEY EVEN HAD…THEIR COMMON SENSE.”
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Hey Upper East Siders.
Pardon me for the time I took to write this, but I wasn’t sure whether to write a gossip post, or a eulogy, for some people’s common sense, that is.
Want to hear a story? Once upon a time, Mary had a little lamb, then the lamb grew up, gave birth, and that explains some people on this app. They follow each other, like sheep, one by one.
and that’s exactly what some of you are doing.
But when there’s so much smoke, who cares if there’s fire? Liars, Liars, Liars. I’m running out of fingers here, there’s too many to count!
But who’s talking? Oh wait, the lack of belief some people have in themselves. Like the great gossip girl I am, I decided to open my inbox to answer some pending success stories that have been sent to me. Instead, one anon said “slit your wrists”. I don’t usually like being told how to do things but if you’re going to tell me to do something, at least give me a physical demonstration. Maybe a…tutorial? Funny that you give me advice in a field you’re so specialised in…at least we have one thing in common. Someone give this one a pay rise. Since everything else in their life seems to be at an all time low.
As usual, it doesn’t end there. Another desperate lower east sider sent me: “You write things to yourself in your anonymous messages, come on, they're already realizing it.” Darling, just because you would, doesn’t mean I would. My blog runs on authenticity, not so-called tumblr “fame”. But of course, that’s just one concept your head’s too thick to wrap around.
Anyway, let’s move onto the bigger picture here. But…you might want to wear a gas mask. I’m afraid there are too many pants on fire! Allegedly. I’m sorry, that wasn’t clear? Let me say it again. Allegedly. Maybe if you listened as much as you’d spoke, you’d hear me, and I wouldn’t have to say it again.
It’s funny to say, but usually I’M the one gossiping, not the one gossiped about. But somehow, people have magically found a way to drag me through the dirt. No that’s not a tear in my eye, it’s disappointment. Disappointment that Mary’s little lamb turned out to be the mother of such…fuckers. Motherfuckers.
But back to the point, just found it flying right over your head. Listen closely so it doesn’t happen again. SPOTTED: A few lower east siders attempting to create their own little success story debunking club. They’re running in…circles? If there’s two things we know about circles, it’s that one, they are pointless (literally), and two, running in them, gets you nowhere (also literally).
Unluckily for them, a conclusion is something they’ll never come to, but to picture proof? They might just.
Picking and choosing which success stories are fake, and then asking them to send picture proof when you don’t believe? Please, there’s only so much laughs the upper east side can hold. Since your common sense seems to be searching for the divorce papers, i’ll break it down for you. Nobody owes you picture proof of their manifestations. But just like the many previous and countless times, people would just find a way to accuse them of getting their photos/videos on Pinterest, or the good old photoshop. Well I know a shop where you can’t buy photos, and it’s called your imagination, and when you use it, not only do you find your common sense in there, but you also get exactly what you want. Not such a difficult concept to grasp is it? Keep talking and i’ll see your head peeking over the empire state building soon enough.
Now once again, onto the next idiotic attempted claim. “These success stories have such similar desires”. Oh i’m sorry? But we live in a generation full of trends. And with trends come followers. And we call those followers sheep. I’ve counted sheep so many times so far, I might just fall asleep. This might sound crazy but…people get inspired…wait for it…by other people’s…don’t scream just yet…IDEAS! I know, it’s hard to believe. Crazy right.
But in my lovely consideration of not hurting your ego, I do acknowledge the rare valid points some of you’ve made. Like bloggers suddenly having each others accounts. Like bloggers saying they’ve manifested their dream lives, yet still staying on tumblr to argue with anons who call them liars. That doesn’t really make sense, honestly, even to me. But what gets me is the idea of picking and choosing certain success stories that have common desires, similar “typing” styles, and not enough enthusiasm. Apparently that’s the criteria you need to meet, in order to have a “fake success story”…Who the actual fuck are you to decide what’s not enthusiastic enough? So just because someone’s success story doesn’t sound like how you imagine your own to turn out, therefore it’s fake? If someone isn’t freaking out and smashing their keyboard whilst writing their success story then it’s fake? Are you fucking dumb? Let me answer that for you, first of all yes, you are fucking dumb. Second of all, you look for YOUR idea of success in THEIR success stories, so when you don’t see your ideal version of success, and your ideal reaction to success, you immediately assume it’s fake, because you cannot relate to it because “it’s not how you would react or what you would manifest”. Because your dumb fucking arse cannot comprehend the world beyond your own perception. Why? Because you’re a fucking dumbarse.
Call me crazy, but if one word comes to mind, it’s projection. And yes there are liars here and there, but the struggle to believe in others successes is just the struggle to believe in yourself. If you were reading those success stories from your mansion, with your desired appearance, in your desired city, with everything you could possibly want, reading other people’s success stories wouldn’t be so difficult would it. Why? Because humans learn from experience. But some of them are just too ignorant to consider, that with every person, comes a different experience. “Oh I didn’t succeed, therefore there’s no way they could have, they’re lying!!!!” Poor babies, may I ask where this desire to look for inconsistencies in success stories came from? I think we ALL know…it’s pretty easy to disbelieve in something that you believe you can never have. What was that word again…projection.
Yet again, I can’t believe I have to remind you that it’s not you against the world. Nobody is out to get you. Loablr is not some plot to make you believe in something that isn’t real. I don’t know what level of delusion that takes but usually it’s enough to put you in a straight jacket. Get off the app and touch grass. No one will notice if you leave, trust me. But in all fairness, I’ve read a few success stories that have seemed ingenuine to me. But do I have proof of that? No. So do I make a blog “calling them out” when I have no way of 100% knowing that, or do I move on with my life and focus on my own successes instead of their alleged fake ones? You think it hasn’t occurred to people that other people could be lying? If you think otherwise, boy have I got news for you. And most IMPORTANTLY, like I said before, YOU cannot define what ingenuine is, because YOU cannot predict other people’s reactions, nor can you see them from behind their screens. And since some of you are so obsessed with “real life” proof, you still decide to ignore success stories OUTSIDE of tumblr. Especially, Celebrity success stories. So CLEARLY there’s not much we can do for you here. You claim to believe in the law of assumption, then go and fucking apply it, instead of thinking you have some valid point to “prove”. You’re not as “woke” as you think you are. I don’t care if you can’t control your suspicions of others, i’m not telling you to stop feeling suspicious, but it’s the way you go about it that matters. And the way some of you do it, is disgusting.
If there’s anyone who is currently reading this who has lied about any successes whatsoever, you’re pathetic. And I hope you feel ashamed. And yes, no one actually knows who you are, but that’s not where the consequence lies honey, the consequence lies in the fact that you don’t have anything you want. Think about that for a second. Bitch. Instead of louboutin red bottoms, you literally have a red bottom. Don’t break your knuckles trying to get the extinguisher out.
Anyway. There’s so much more I could say about how unfathomably stupid some of you are but if I were to, then I’d be here all day. So i’ll leave it at that. And keep in mind, when I don’t reply to you, or when I block you, it’s not because i’ve got nothing to say or that i’m “defeated”, it just means that you are not worth my time and that i’ve probably already made a point that yet again flew over your head that you therefore missed.
As if some of you haven’t embarrassed yourselves enough already, you’ve decided to dig your holes even deeper. Maybe a little too deep. I think i’m starting to feel the earth’s core, maybe the heat wasn’t coming from the liars fiery pants after all…
I guess success is just harder for you to believe when your self concept is buried almost as low as you, when you debunk, insult, and argue yourself to death. Ofcourse someone who’s so used to failing sees nothing but failure. Can I even blame you? You know who you are. Pathetic.
- gossip girl
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STARRRRRRRR ✨✨✨✨✨
I saw the comfort reqs are open and had an idea.
You write Seonghwa so beautifully and with the summer vibes of GH3 (and the horrendous hit here in England at the moment), I’m envisioning 310 and 320. Sweaty, summer fun by the pool or beach. Maybe with a touch of coddling but in a comfy way from Hwa? 💕
Nothing screams comfort like the way you write him 🥺🥹
➯a/n: oooooH I LOVE YOU FOR THIS !! it's hawt as hell here too, i feel like we all need to cool down with caring hwa <3 thank you smmm and may i present:
Popsicles
➾In Which: The height of summer, the hotel pool, and your loving boyfriend.
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❥Park Seonghwa x gn reader
♫"An empty pool, we both take a dive." -Emily Kinney, Popsicles ♫
310 + 320: needing to cool down + taking a trip
(¯ ³¯)♡genre: fluff fluff fluffy fluff
ಠ_ಠwarning/content: none really ! short and sweet, established relationship, sharing drinks, playful banter, hwa calls reader pretty (pretty can be for any gender !!), pet names: baby, love
➯a/n2: "star haven't you used this song as inspo before already ?" yuurrrp ! my favorite summer song <3
₊‧⁺stardust˖⋆ @sousydive @sunnysidesins @onyxmango @devilzliaison @ateezswonderland @queenofdumbfuckery @emilysecresy @kyomiingi @pansexual-and-eating-pancakes
♡masterlist + navigation !♡
You wait outside of the ice cream shop, leaned against the wall and out of the way of the waves of people.
"Here, baby," Seonghwa reappears by your side, extending a popsicle towards you while sucking on one of his own.
"I told you I didn't want one." You pout, earning yourself an eyebrow raise as he looks between you and the cold sweet. "Fine, I changed my mind." You take it quickly, licking up the drop on the side of it and letting the coolness soothe over you.
"Thought you might have," he chuckles, taking your free hand in his gently and leading the way back into the bustling street.
It's a rarity for him to have so much time on his hands, but this summer brought along with it a much needed break for him and his group.
"What did you want to do today? We came out just for ice cream?"
"Mhm~" He hums around his popsicle, looking around at all the vibrant colors of the foreign summer.
"Hey," you lean to him conspiratorially, "Wooyoung and San are still going to that one restaurant right?"
"Mhm," he repeats himself, tilting his head.
"We could swim without getting splashed- woah!"
He holds your hand tightly, weaving through the crowd of people. "Let's go!"
"Has it been long enough?" You whine, "they're going to sneak up any second, I can feel it. My WooSan senses are tingling..."
"They just left before we got here, love," he laughs, "we have to let the sunscreen sit for at least ten minutes, I don't want you to be burned-"
"Blah, blahhhh," you giggle, nudging his hip with yours as you both stand by the hotel pool.
It's ten o'clock on a Wednesday, so nobody else is here. The sun beats right down on you, gleaming across the crystal clear water. A drop of sweat runs down your neck.
He shuts the timer off as soon as it rings, throwing his phone onto the folding chair, "time!"
Before you even know what's happening, he wraps his arms around you and falls back first into the deep end of the pool, dragging you with him.
You emerge with a large smile, taking in a large gasp of air. "You jerk!"
He swipes his hair back and laughs, "you were the one who was sooo ready to get in~"
"I'm gonna get you back for this," you chuckle as you swim closer to him, being drug into his arms easily. You wrap your legs around his waist, arms floating in the water.
"I look forward to it," he beams, eyes sparkling in the cruel sunshine. "You have the rest of the summer to get me back."
"How can you possibly be that fast?!" You pant as you lift yourself on the edge of the pool with your arms. "I'm never swim-racing you again."
"Long legs," he grins as he joins you. He reaches and drags the chair closer, grabbing a bottle of water and handing it to you. "Here, hydration, baby."
"Like a freaking spider." You deadpan as you take a sip before handing it to him.
"Thank you," he takes a sip before quickly spitting it out as he realizes what you said. "A spider?!"
"Oh, would you look at the timeeee," you squeal as you kick off the wall to get a head start in swimming away.
"You- get back here!"
Floating hand in hand on your backs, the warmth of the sun meets the cool water around you.
You peek an eye open and look over to him. Only to find him doing the exact same thing.
"Oop-" You both turn your heads quickly, like you've been caught staring at your crush and not your long time partner. "Creep~" Your voice reaches him muffled through the water.
"Perv~" He teases you right back, eyes trained on you unabashedly now. "You're so pretty."
You lose your focus on floating, quickly fixing yourself upright. "Where'd that come from?"
"Just letting you know~" He hums as he closes his eyes again, blissful smile on his lips. "Love you is all."
"Shut up... Love you too."
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